On the fourth night the Hash Slinging Slasher entered the Winston Residence so that he could prepare to strike the next night. He beheaded her in the mansion and displayed her head on a pike outside to strike fear into the local residents. On the third night, the Hash Slinging Slasher struck and targeted Veruca Salt. On the second night, the Hash Slinging Slasher arrived to the village to prepare his first attack, hiding himself in the Salt Mansion.
The Hash Slinging Slasher was a brutal serial killer with mysterious origins that nobody truly knew, taking time to strike his opponents, often going to hide in and around their home before killing someone. When the Slasher became pursued by monster hunter Alexander Winston, he chose to target the village where Alexander's family were living, and decided it would be the next village he wipes out. For years he moved between small villages, wiping them out entirely in just one or two weeks each. Unfinished Business: Every Tuesday night, he returns from the grave to take revenge on the restaurant that mutilated him.The Hash Slinging Slasher was a mythical killer known for murdering his victims with a spatula.Trauma Conga Line: Hey, you'd be a bit irritable too if you accidentally chopped of your hand, got hit by a bus, and got fired at your funeral.Swiss Army Appendage: The Slasher replaced his missing hand with a rusty spatula, which he presumably now uses as his main weapon when HE GETS YA!.Speak Ill of the Dead: Perhaps the primary motive for the Slasher's revenge is his boss firing him at his funeral.Skewed Priorities: After the untimely death of his employee, the Slasher's boss carefully takes the time to arrive at his funeral just to fire him.Finally, the Hash-Slinging Slasher will arrive in the bus that ran him over, exit and crosses the street, without looking both ways (cause he's already dead), opens the door with his spatula hand, slowly approaches the COUNTER, and then HE GETS YA!.And then the walls will ooze green slime! Wait, scratch that one.Next, the phone will ring, and there will be nobody there.First, the lights will flicker on and off.Rule of Three: The three signs that tell of the Slasher's oncoming arrival:.
Obviously Evil: Artists' depictions of the Slasher typically show him as a hunchback with brightly glimmering red eyes and a Face Framed in Shadow.Now that he's a ghost, when the Slasher returns to the Krusty Krab, he crosses the street without looking both ways because he's already dead. Look Both Ways: In life, the man who would be the Slasher died being hit by a bus.Evil Phone: The second sign of the Slasher's arrival: the phone will ring, and there will be no one there.Electromagnetic Ghosts: The Slasher's arrival is heralded by the lights flickering on and off.Burger Fool: The Slasher was just a clumsy fry cook whose employment indirectly led to his dismemberment and death.Bad Boss: Seriously, how much of a jerk do you have to be to fire your employee at his funeral after his horrible demise?.An Arm and a Leg: The Slasher's Start of Darkness began when he accidentally lopped off his hand while cutting patty meat - and because he wasn't a sponge, his hand didn't grow back.Afterlife Express: The third sign of the Slasher's approach: he arrives in the ghost of the bus that ran him over.List of tropes that appear in The Hash Slinging Slasher: He opens the door and slowly approaches the counter, and finally: HE GETS 'YA! Then, he crosses the street without looking both ways - because he's already dead - then he taps on the window with his grizzly spatula hand. Finally, he arrives in the bus that ran him over. Second, the phone will ring, and there will be nobody there. There are three signs that foretell his arrival - first, the lights will flicker on and off. So now, every Tuesday night, his ghost appears to wreak horrible vengeance upon the Krusty Krab. One night while cutting patties, he cut off his own hand by mistake - only he wasn't a sponge, so it didn't grow back. The story tells the tale of the life of an unnamed fry cook just like SpongeBob - only clumsier. Originally written as a way to scare his good friend SpongeBob SquarePants into behaving properly while working the night shift at his terrible job, the story has been praised for its frightening nature and haunting realism. "The Hash Slinging Slasher" is a short story written by struggling artist, clarinet-expert and restaurant cashier Squidward Tentacles.